Could Twitter bios be the ultimate creative effort?  It’s not easy stating your case in 160 characters.  So here we go Twitter lovers — Round Deux of the funniest Twitter bios ever … and all of these are real (and fabulous)!

@badbanana
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

@jeffnoelmidlife
Aggressively unfancy.

@ZacharyColbert
S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R

@bgibbs73
Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.

@killer_bunnie
Have own hair and like ugly things

@JAMCollective
Puttin’ the ‘elation’ in ‘Public Relations’

@iamaveronica
I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?

@TheBloggess
I have friends in spite of myself.

@matsbe
Probably the best meat eater in the world

@jpundyk
Nice guys finish lunch.

@HotAmishChick
Will show ankle for five minutes of wireless

@JeffCThorson
I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.

@growden
there is a problem with this mattress

@howardgr
A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

@ohyesshecan
social strategy & implementation. will work for shoes.

@katefettie
You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.

@radmul
If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment

@nancyfalls
I’m @JasonFalls’s wife. I am not on Twitter. Go do something useful.

@shariv67
I’m 25% mom 25% comedian 62% boobs 48% mathematician and 100% woman-monkey.

@robburnsbrain
I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

Credit to http://www.businessesgrow.com/

 

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